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jackthedullboy:
Jack practices smiling in the mirror each day before work. He can describe the sight only as eerie and grotesque.
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Jack understands fear. For Jack, fear comes from the common and the vulgar, because true fear rarely takes the form of big things like nuclear war, widespread famine, catastrophic natural disasters, the death of children, the end of the world, or godlessness and fascism. The big things are…
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The Corduroy Nipple: A Dream
I had a dream that Christopher Hitchens, swilling scotch and contemplating the iconoclastic nature of the tobacco in his cigarette, was eating dinner at my house. Well, he was using my toilet to get sick while the rest of us ate. Hitchens seemed profoundly disgusted that I did not have Martin Amis’ cell phone number handy. He called me a “bloody twat,” but in a way so soothing,...
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Jersey Shoring It Up
letterstopeople:
This is my first letter requested by a reader. Thanks, glassmace!
Dear douchebags, those trendwhores who insist that your Ed Hardy shirts, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture attire does anything to mitigate your over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by low level intelligence and ridiculous public behavior:
Where do you get the nerve? Honestly, if...
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